Either you don’t know what “literally” means or you just failed.

I just wanted to let you know that I am peeing, yes literally peeing with laughter! I just wish that I could come up with half of that!

Absolutely AMAZING! lol, as per usual!

Love you dearly!

This article on “Celebrities” came at a good time. Obama is now trying to play victim to the criticism he is receiving as playing this out as a celebrity. Interesting, because he brough this upon himself.

I considered writing Obama’s kids instead - that would be far more appropriate given their ages, but I can’t imagine they’d be too receptive of a babysitter sent by Republicans, especially one of her caliber. Plus, McCain’s kids can fend for themselves under Ms. Spears care and I would not want to imply that it would be a good thing to have incompetent supervision for Obama’s children either.

I’d love that. Then when the game is over, everybody wins with guaranteed eligibility, lower costs through competition for drugs, a hational health insurance exchange (ie a market), and more!

I was actually thinking more of higher taxes, a runaway bueauracracy and inferior quality health care, but I couldn’t envision we’d agree on that. Plus, I’m not sure if you’ve seen the Price is Right over the years but not everybody is a winner. That whole private competition and out bidding each other by a dollar is a heck of a thing, isn’t it?

-Alright, the cataory is…War Hero!…again…
-I’d like to solve the puzzle…John Kerry!

The category is: Leisure activities.
-I’d like to solve the puzzle: Wind Surfing

You do realize that there are FEC rules about turning the nightly network game show that you are the host of (not the producer or owner of the copyrights) into a nightly half hour infomercial for a political candidate?

You do realize that I was being less-than-serious about those entire suggestions? Aside from that, it would be nice actually if there were some FEC rules against turning nightly news programs into biased perspectives on political candidates as well, but I don’t see that happening. I guess I’ll steal a page from the Obama playbook and ‘hope’ for it.

I wouldn’t either! They could have competitions over who can perform the best exorcisism, or who John McCain hates less (Romney or Huckabee?)

In the same breath for your side you could have Jerry Springer vetting Obama’s VP candidates. They could have competitions of who will expand the role of government more, or which candidate will best offset Obama’s dangerous inexperience. While Jerry is at it, he should bring on John Edwards and get that whole baby-daddy love child thing straightened out.

Ok, now you’re just kidding. I think…

I’m glad you’re finally getting it.

Just imagine what an election it would be if Britney Spears baby sat for John McCain’s kids?

That would be the most absurdly hilarious thing ever, and I support it whole-heartedly! Although, I don’t think it would say much for McCain’s judgement (and his kids are between 20 and 50 years old)!

Or if Drew Carey came along with the Senator in a “Price Is Right” style game show of how much Obama’s health care proposals will cost?

I’d love that. Then when the game is over, everybody wins with guarenteed eligibility, lower costs through competition for drugs, a hational health insurance exchange (ie a market), and more!

Maybe Pat Sajak could start changing the puzzles on his nightly show to reflect slights at Obama, or boost McCain - The category is ‘War Hero’.

-Alright, the cataory is…War Hero!…again…
-I’d like to solve the puzzle…John Kerry!

You do realize that there are FEC rules about turning the nightly network gameshow that you are the host of (not the producer or owner of the copyrights) into a nightly half hour infomercial for a political candidate?

I wouldn’t mind seeing the Donald in the boardroom weeding out VP candidates for McCain either.

I wouldn’t either! They could have competitions over who can perform the best exorcisism, or who John McCain hates less (Romney or Huckabee?)

Sonny Bono could be used to raise awareness of the dangers of skiing and Kelsey Grammer could work to promote good mental health. Have Alice Cooper out talking about education and send Mel Gibson and Jon Voight to capture the Catholic vote and hunt for treasures to help offset Obama’s fundraising advantage while you’re at it. Is that took much more to ask? Get on it Hollywood!

Ok, now you’re just kidding. I think…